| Email | hidden |
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| Age | 22 |
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| Sex | Male |
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| Location | The Lovenasium |
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| Marital status | Single |
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| Seeking | Female |
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| Occupation | tap dancer |
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| Last Online | 1 hour ago |
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About kingfantastico
Don't trust elk. This one time an elk took my phone and he was all like "Dude I'll totally give it back in a sec I just gotta call my stock broker" So i was like OK i guess so but I'll be watching from over here. He was all "yeah dude no problem". Then he totally ran off into the woods. I had to track him for 14 days before I found him. I set up various watchtowers and employed a section of the US Naval Reserve to help me out. They weren't much help, their training is water based, but I don't regret it. I finally found the hideout after 3 sleepless nights. It was a little beach house guarded by a fence made of rolled up newspapers. I shot him with a tranquiliser and took my phone back. Then I pressed every switch I could find on my way out just to make a point. He called me a few weeks later to apologise. He was all "Oh I'm so sorry I just wanted to impress my wife" I didn't wanna make him look foolish in front of his spouse so I let him kick me in the knee. Also I like poetry.
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