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About REALITY_CHECKI'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac that lies awake in bed all night wondering if there really is a dog. Sometimes I flick my dog's nutsack just so he knows who's boss. If coke & pot are drugs, I think pussy should be classified as one too. It cost more & it's a lot more addictive. I graduated college & jail was fun but nothing was more enjoyable than seeing the look on my Dad''s face when I told him I had 3 testicles. It was a proud day in our family. I once saw a man eating an ice cream cone & it made me feel really weird. It just disgusted me to see a man lick a phallic figure like that. It made him feel weird too when I bought him another & asked him to share it with me. We dated a few weeks but without ice cream cones the relationship was based on a dream. REALITY_CHECK's Online Friends View all 204REALITY_CHECK's Virtual Gifts (1) Give this user a virtual gift! View Gift (1)REALITY_CHECK's Friends Comments
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