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I'm an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac that lies awake in bed all night wondering if there really is a doG. Sometimes I flick my dog's nutsack just so he knows who's boss. If coke & pot are drugs, I think pussy should be classified as one too. It cost more & it's a lot more addictive. I graduated college & jail was fun but nothing was more enjoyable than seeing the look on my Dad''s face when I told him I had 3 testicles. It was a proud day in our family. I once saw a man eating an ice cream cone & it made me feel really weird. It just disgusted me to see a man lick a phallic figure like that. It made him feel weird too when I bought him another & asked him to share it with me. We dated a few weeks but without ice cream cones the relationship was based on a dream.

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_0S0Jaded_	WoW I bet you think u a SUPASTAR!!!     November 19 2009
chatroom_n…	wow..u have 3 testicles?!?!?..talk about a mouthful..     November 11 2009
_REALITY_T…	Happy Birthday Daddy!!!! I love you with all that I am! ~ + ~ Forever, Angie~     October 26 2009
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asseenontv	Hi Baby, I'm just letting you know that I got the results back from the Dr. & he said it's only heat rash. See? I told you there was nothing to worry about. Love Always, ~ Me P.S. - The service called & said the deposites for the donkey & the midget are NON REFUNDABLE! OK, I'll call you later. I LOVE YOU     March 9 2009
_REALITY_T…	I mostly LOVE you.... Mostly!     January 11 2009
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Erinyes	I WANT TO BUY YOU     April 29 2008
Throb_Lowe	ur a real piece of work!     April 19 2007
Throb_Lowe	Douchebag!     April 19 2007